Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
you ever wonder how people like that do the "dirty"...sorry for the mental picture that will now haunt you the rest of the day...but that is how I roll;;-)
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Thank God for Dresses!
She looks like someone related to me.
You know it's time to switch to skim milk when?
How much is a tummy tuck?!
you ever wonder how people like that do the "dirty"...sorry for the mental picture that will now haunt you the rest of the day...but that is how I roll;;-)
GAH!!!!!!!!!!!
i think i just threw up a little bit in my mouth. thanks, i needed that.
Well, at least I'm not hungry anymore.
Wow, I shouldn't have looked at that when I was eating. I also shouldn't have read Dave's comment when I was eating...
Oh no...how do you not know that your stomach is hanging out?
Ohhhh, what kind of f*cktard lets themself go like that? So gross.
Oh geeze, and I just ate breakfast!!
where do you find this stuff????
Dave's comment made me throw up a little in my mouth!
Thanks for the pic and for Dave's comment (I guess).
BLAARRRGH!
Is that actually physically possible?
I'd hit that.
Bouncy-bouncy.
Gah! My eyes...
I think I just threw up a little.
Makes me sorry I just scarfed down a piece of cake for breakfast. YUCK!
Hey, that's the pee bag lady from the Wal Mart in Dothan,AL. Got a little something - something peaking out there.
Great beaver shot!!!.... wait, that's her stomach hair...
Oh damn... didn't need to see that.
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